There are so many reasons to love Halloween.
It’s the only time of the year when the cobwebs in my house look intentional.
It’s also when I get to fulfill my lifelong dream of being a candy inspector.
But the best reason to love Halloween is because that is when monsters try their hardest to be scary and intimidating, but instead only come off looking ridiculously foolish.
And the more frightening they believe they are, the more comical they appear to others.
I mean, who doesn’t love laughing at monsters – especially while accumulating free snicker bars?
No one. That’s who.
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