Parenting 101

Ah, Mother’s Day.

The day I get to be showered with love simply for teaching my children the lay of the land, such as:

  • Big Macs are made with maggots. It’s true. Google it.
  • Find yourself before you find your spouse.
  • Eat your organic kale. You’ll thank me when you are 115.
  • Remember, nearly every tragedy reported on the news can be traced to one thing: drugs. Don’t do drugs.
  • Always keep your drink covered. Better yet, when at a bar, just drink from a sippy cup.
  • Don’t waste time applying analogue solutions to a digital world.
  • When people show you who they are, believe them.
  • People lie – preserve the evidence.
  • Dare to fail over and over and over again.
  • Dream big. Venture bigger.


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