Know Your Customer

Selling entails knowing your customer. But, marketing is all about locating them.

It became clear to me today that Twitter doesn’t know me at all.

It tried to sell me Heinz Mayonnaise.

Yes, Mayonnaise.

Not only is mayonnaise the most disgusting food on the planet, it is kryptonite for most humans.

If you don’t believe me, take an empty jar of mayo, fill it with vanilla pudding and eat it in a public place.

Do you know what people do upon watching others spoon feed themselves vanilla pudding from a mayo jar?


Because mayo is that vile.

I really don’t know what’s worse – having my privacy invaded or having to look at a jar of Heinz Mayo in my news feed.

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